GET DOWN WITH A KILLER ELVIS IMPERSONATOR IN DALLAS!

Well, folkshold on tight, Dallas is about to shake like never before! That's right, the King himself is back in town, and he's bringin' all that heart-thumping, hip-swiveling glory with him. This ain't your grandma's Elvis impersonator - this {dude|cat brings the heat with a voice like velvet and moves so smooth you'll think it's the real deal! Get